Okay so it was one of the girls 20th’s so we went to hers for pre-drinks/nibbles before we headed out - AND I ATE SOME CRACKERS AND DIP (that’s a pretty big achievement okay and Izzie gave me the biggest hug and had biggest proud face after). Anyways, we headed out to town and the birthday girl had booked us in to this choreographed male strip show and I thought it would be shit but it was soooooooooooooooooooooooooo good. While we were waiting for it to start we all chucked money in to get the birthday girl a lap dance (I might post pictures later haha) and we were chatting to the topless waiters and Izzie kept telling them “MY BEST FRIEND IS A BEAST, LOOK AT THOSE BICEPS, FEEL THOSE ABS, GRAB THAT BOOTAY, TAKE A LOOK AT THOSE CALVES” and it was hilarious but the guys loved it and they all got a litttttle bit touchy-feely with me hahah but I wasn’t complaining because they were so hot, their bodies ohmygod. It was nice to get all the attention out of my group of friends too, not going to lie.
Anyways, in the second half of the show when one of the strippers was doing his solo dance he picked me out of the crowd and took me up on stage and started dancing with me/put my hands all over him and the girls were going nuts and they took a video (I might upload later idk). It’s not something I would usually do but it was so much fun to just let my hair down and enjoy myself. And after the show I was standing at the bar waiting on the girls and the one waiter that I’d be talking to a lot all night came over and was like “I saw you flexing those biceps and looking at me! Where are you headed now?” and then tried to convince me to go to the same club he was going to, haha.
Interesting night none the less!